I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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