Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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