I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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