PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
