She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Drunk is a universal language darling
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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