O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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