i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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