operation harelip BJ is a go
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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