I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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