I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You pole danced in your parka.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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