Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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