I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
did you just send me my own nude
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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