Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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