: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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