If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if only i could text you this smell
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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