is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
