Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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