The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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