if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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