My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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