Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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