please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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