thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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