do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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