Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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