How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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