Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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