She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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