smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you didnt know i had herpes?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
