Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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