i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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