i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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