Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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