quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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