david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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