I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Randomize
