after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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