All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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