what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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