I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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