I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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