Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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