I'll bet she douches with gravy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
