are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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