He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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