its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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