it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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