Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Help. Why am I so naked?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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