belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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