Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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