covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think I died a long time ago.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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