i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So much Jack, so little girl.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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