I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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