And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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