I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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