hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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