I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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